There are no exact directions. There are probably no directions at all. The only things that I am able to recommend at this moment are a sense of humour; an ability to see the ridiculous and the absurd dimensions of things; an ability to laugh about others as well as about ourselves; a sense of irony and of everything that invites parody in this world.
My three-part blog/essay on The Difference between Narrative and Story is now available in PDF format. Much easier to read. Here it is.